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Cleaning Closets -- posted by Susan DeBow
Oct 2, 2007 • 5:49 pm (EST)
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Well, I know I just finished writing a novel about cleaning closets but I guess I now have to actually do it! Yesterday, while looking for something to wear, I ended up putting on my bridal headpiece. It went quite well with my gray pajama top. I had already taken off the bottoms and was preparing to put on my leggings when I eyed the floral wreath with white netting.
I looked through four different sizes of white shirts. I am between sizes, again. Size irregular.
My husband's clothes have been relegated to the basement. They hang next to the washer. I think he should be grateful they are in the house.
But that closet isn't as bad as our entry closet which contains a fishing pole, window screen, Chinese checker board and my photographers vest that makes me look like I am going on safari. All I need is a Land Rover and I am ready for game.
It makes me sick when I see celebrities with closets the size of Antarctica. The clothes are all color coordinated and hung and folded like they people like Oprah have 4,324 pair of shoes with soles that aren't even dirty. Closets like that make me want to put a pair of my underwear over my head while sitting in Oprah's studio audience.
I used to love to go through my mom's closet, the one where she kept her purses. I'd take each purse off the shelf, turn it upside down and shake it and hope coins would fall out. Every once in a while an Avon sample lipstick might fall out too.
Okay, I have fessed up. Now what is in your closets??? Cheers, Susan
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